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    <title>Point Five Presents Prof. Stephen Hawking</title>
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    <itunes:summary>From The Files of Prof. Hawking - A Parody-oxical Podcast of the Wit And Wisdom of a Computer Generated Voice That Sounds a lot Like Prof. Stephen Hawking</itunes:summary>
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      <title>On 8 Random Facts</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking discusses 8 random facts about himself, after being tagged with an internet meme.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 05:14:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On Illegal Immigration</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking takes a second fact finding trip to Mexico, to bring the latest and most unbiased facts to Point Five.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:13:53 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On The E8 Supersymmetry</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking explores the recent solution of a 120 year old mathematical problem, with some surprising revelations.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:58:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On Hawking's Three Laws of Robotics</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking explores the fascinating implications of robotic intelligence, and updates Asimov's classic laws to reflect advances undreamt of in the 1950s.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:14:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking explores the fascinating implications of robotic intelligence, and updates Asimov's classic laws to reflect advances undreamt of in the 1950s.]]></itunes:summary>
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      <title>On Love And Loss</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking once again muses on the matters of the heart in this touching commemorative post.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:28:19 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking once again muses on the matters of the heart in this touching commemorative post.]]></itunes:summary>
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      <title>On Hacking The Weblog Awards</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARDOY - Prof. Hawking uses his talents to artificially inflates Point Five's standing in the 2006 Weblog Awards.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:06:51 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary><![CDATA[PARDOY - Prof. Hawking uses his talents to artificially inflates Point Five's standing in the 2006 Weblog Awards.]]></itunes:summary>
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      <title>On Mankind's Future In The Stars</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY- Prof. Hawking gives surprising and thought provoking ideas about mankind's future and colonization of the stars.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:42:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On Thanksgiving</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking reflects on memorable memories of Thanksgiving from his childhood.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:08:11 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking reflects on memorable memories of Thanksgiving from his childhood.]]></itunes:summary>
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      <title>On The R6 Implant</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking is charmed by the nuptials of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and learns to fall in love all over again.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:51:52 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On Love And Loss</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking uses the context of Britney Spears divorce to examine the challenges of relationships and commitment.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 15:58:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On Stumbling On The Path To God</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking reflects on the difficult path to holiness in light of the Ted Haggard scandal.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:04:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On The Miracle Of Adoption</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking explores the ethics and morals behind adoption from third-world countries.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:58:47 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On The Anniversary Of The 7/7 Bombings</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - This week Prof. Hawking extends a hand of friendship to the local Muslim community.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:57:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On The Star Spangled Banner</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Stephen Hawking offers a musical tribute to America, well, sort of.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2006 16:54:43 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Justice League Of The Differently Abled (Part 2)</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking and the JLDA continue on their quest to stop Al Gore from releasing "An Inconvenient Truth".]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 05:44:44 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking and the JLDA continue on their quest to stop Al Gore from releasing "An Inconvenient Truth".]]></itunes:summary>
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      <title>The Justice League Of The Differently Abled</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - An old nemesis reappears forcing Prof. Hawking to reassemble his long disbanded team of superheroes, The Justice League Of The Differently Abled.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:58:41 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On Illegal Immigration</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking takes an exciting trip across the border to discover the truth behind the exodus from Mexico.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 06:41:41 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On The Blue Rings Of Uranus</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking takes us on an exciting and thoughtful journey as he discusses the newly discovered blue rings of Uranus.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2006 02:21:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On Robot Monkey Arms</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY - Prof. Hawking explains the problems and advantages of giving monkeys robot arms.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:49:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On The Geysers Of Enceladus</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY: Prof. Hawking gives a fascinating explanation of the vapor geysers of Saturn's moon Enceladus.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:37:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On Spreading Science To Children</title>
      <description><![CDATA[PARODY: Prof. Hawking takes a trip to a local school and engages in lively discussion with the students-- and maybe even learns a thing or two himself.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 02:58:56 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On The New Horizons Spacecraft (Part 3)</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Parody: Professor Hawking continues his lively discussion of the NASA mission to send a probe to Pluto.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2006 16:19:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Parody: Professor Hawking continues his lively discussion of the NASA mission to send a probe to Pluto.]]></itunes:summary>
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      <title>On The New Horizons Spacecraft (Part 2)</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Parody: Prof. Hawking continues his fascinating discussion of the frontiers of knowledge soon to be opened by the New Horizons probe.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 00:00:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On The New Horizons Spacecraft</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Parody: Prof. Hawking examines the implications of the launch of the New Horizons spacecraft mission to Pluto.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 23:58:36 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>On Research Ethics</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Parody: Prof. Hawking examines the ethical implications of falsified research by a South Korean scientist.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2006 01:51:31 GMT</pubDate>
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